The Journal of Prolix Footle

Well, lately things have been… strange. And that’s by my standards, which are notoriously stringent when it comes to the ol’ strange-o-meter.

I mean, usually, Rod Serling has to be introducing things before they’ll even register.

So… I have to ask: How many people have been revealed as ‘naked in the shower’ in front of half a million people? ( Can I see a show of hands? )