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I heard this morning that Billy Ray Cyrus had let William Hung redo Achy Breaky Heart. I wondered what would happen if Mr. Cyrus decided that Mr. Hung isn’t reaching the right – or indeed any – demographic…

Perhaps he'd advertise to see if anyone else would like to redo the song… with a few stipulations…?


Itsy-Bitsy Part

You can sing my song, like I let William Hung,
This wondrous gift to you I won’t deny
And I will be your friend, stand with you to the end,
Even though the jokes may make me cry.

You can even go and make a video,
And make my single hit into a farce.
You can shake your hips, blow kisses from your lips,
Even though those watchin’ will be sparse.

But I still want a part, an itsy-bitsy part,
My fame is really, really on the wane.
Please give me a part, a teeny-weeny part,
So I can get some chicks to scream again.

I’m may be getting’ old, if the truth be told,
My mullet’s truly starting to show grey.
I’m always short of cash, I’m dining in the trash,
And my dog ain’t had a bone all day.

So can’t you help me out, with getting’ back my clout
I can even let you ‘rap it up’.
Just please let me be with you on the TV,
I think we’d make a really great lineup.

I need a part, an itsy-bitsy part,
So people once again will say my name.
I’m beggin’ for a part, a teeny-weeny part,
I’m desperate to recoup a bit of fame.

With any luck, this will be featured on the Local Morning Radio Program tomorrow.