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'Tis the (Generic) Season...
Nov. 27th, 2012 06:28 pmPeople of Earth, your attention please. This is Pro… ahem, that is… this is Prolix Footle, not the famous intergalactic Vogon friend you might have expected. And I will not be reading poetry at you.
What I am going to do is attempt to revive the Generic Seasonal Greeting® after a brief generic seasonal affective disorder hiatus. So, if you are interested in receiving one of my patented Generic Seasonal Greetings® (possibly the Last One Ever for reasons which will become clear once you receive it) please, even if you think I already have the information, but especially if you’ve relocated to the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy, send me your mailing address. I recommend prolix dot footle at gmail dot com (and I promise to be discrete, not to use it for illicit gain, to sell it to third parties for spamming purposes or to locate your residence and destroy it to make way for a new bypass, even though the plans were on display and everyone knows you’ve got to build bypasses…
What I am going to do is attempt to revive the Generic Seasonal Greeting® after a brief generic seasonal affective disorder hiatus. So, if you are interested in receiving one of my patented Generic Seasonal Greetings® (possibly the Last One Ever for reasons which will become clear once you receive it) please, even if you think I already have the information, but especially if you’ve relocated to the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy, send me your mailing address. I recommend prolix dot footle at gmail dot com (and I promise to be discrete, not to use it for illicit gain, to sell it to third parties for spamming purposes or to locate your residence and destroy it to make way for a new bypass, even though the plans were on display and everyone knows you’ve got to build bypasses…
