Hear the crushing steel...
May. 4th, 2005 01:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
prolixfootleOk. Let’s pretend I write something insightful and interesting here. I know it’s a stretch, but try.
Bah! I just can’t imagine that. So…
I bet Barry Manilow could cash in on the Big Mac Bonus thing if he really tried…
The Famous Big Mac – Barry Mannilow
Her name was Lola, she was a server
With apple colored hair, she takes your order over there
She worked with Tony, he was the fry guy
He shook the salt just like the pros, and had a bolt stuck through his nose
Across a greasy floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They would mumble and miscount change
Who could ask for more?
“Can I take your order, here at McDonalds?”
She asked with a look of such boredom.
“You wanna Big Mac? The famous Big Mac?”
“Or a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rings it up.
(Big Mac… the famous Big Mac)
His name was Rico, he wore a Mohawk
He walked in without a care, he saw Lola standing there
He checked the menu, and placed an order
“I want a Whopper please”, but Lola couldn’t find the keys
Tony said “you big ol’ doof, we’re making Big Mac loot!”
“We get nothing from BK!”
“Not even in a spoof!”
“We got no Whopper, here at McDonalds!”
She said with a look of such boredom.
“Order a Big Mac, the famous Big Mac,”
“With a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rang it up
(Big Mac, the famous Big Mac)
(Big Mac, the famous Big Mac) (The famous Big Mac, Yum umm umm umm)
(Yum umm umm umm, Big Mac, the famous Big Mac)
(Chicken Selects are also correct)
(Coke and some fries... a cherry pie)
Her name is Lola, she’s still a server,
For over 30 years she’s stood, doing the best she could,
Now there’s McSushi, and McBurritos,
She takes your order over there, grey roots in her green hair
“Is that Super-Sized, you want Coke or nice hot fries?”
Rico still comes in, asks for BK with a grin.
“We got no Whoppers,” she still replies.
“We got no Whopper, here at McDonalds! (McDonalds)”
She said with a look of such boredom. (Please)
“Order a Big Mac, the famous Big Mac,”
“With a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rings it up
(Big Mac) she rings them up…
the famous Big Mac
the famous Big Mac
(fade to end)
Photoshop tonight. Last class of the first series. So far, other than a few little things, I haven’t really picked up much. Hoping the second series will be better.
Looking forward to the week of the twentieth when![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fearsclave , teh wuh-man, and mousme are coming for a visit. Huzzah!
Stress is still at unmanageable levels. W00t!
My illustrious leader has made another patented non-appearance without notice. Consequently work has actually been tolerable.
I’m thinking of following inmorganaus’s footsteps regarding ass-blasting…
Penultimately, the weather here in the Rural Wastelands still sucks. It frosted this morning. Blarg.
And finally, The Renaissance Agency. Been thinking about it, and I’m willing to entertain suggestions. No promises though.
Also I have no idea what this means (and I blameprotoclown for bringing it to my attention, eve though he tried/did break it up):
Bah! I just can’t imagine that. So…
I bet Barry Manilow could cash in on the Big Mac Bonus thing if he really tried…
The Famous Big Mac – Barry Mannilow
Her name was Lola, she was a server
With apple colored hair, she takes your order over there
She worked with Tony, he was the fry guy
He shook the salt just like the pros, and had a bolt stuck through his nose
Across a greasy floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They would mumble and miscount change
Who could ask for more?
“Can I take your order, here at McDonalds?”
She asked with a look of such boredom.
“You wanna Big Mac? The famous Big Mac?”
“Or a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rings it up.
(Big Mac… the famous Big Mac)
His name was Rico, he wore a Mohawk
He walked in without a care, he saw Lola standing there
He checked the menu, and placed an order
“I want a Whopper please”, but Lola couldn’t find the keys
Tony said “you big ol’ doof, we’re making Big Mac loot!”
“We get nothing from BK!”
“Not even in a spoof!”
“We got no Whopper, here at McDonalds!”
She said with a look of such boredom.
“Order a Big Mac, the famous Big Mac,”
“With a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rang it up
(Big Mac, the famous Big Mac)
(Big Mac, the famous Big Mac) (The famous Big Mac, Yum umm umm umm)
(Yum umm umm umm, Big Mac, the famous Big Mac)
(Chicken Selects are also correct)
(Coke and some fries... a cherry pie)
Her name is Lola, she’s still a server,
For over 30 years she’s stood, doing the best she could,
Now there’s McSushi, and McBurritos,
She takes your order over there, grey roots in her green hair
“Is that Super-Sized, you want Coke or nice hot fries?”
Rico still comes in, asks for BK with a grin.
“We got no Whoppers,” she still replies.
“We got no Whopper, here at McDonalds! (McDonalds)”
She said with a look of such boredom. (Please)
“Order a Big Mac, the famous Big Mac,”
“With a Coke and some fries, maybe a cherry pie?”
At the counter... she rings it up
(Big Mac) she rings them up…
the famous Big Mac
the famous Big Mac
(fade to end)
Photoshop tonight. Last class of the first series. So far, other than a few little things, I haven’t really picked up much. Hoping the second series will be better.
Looking forward to the week of the twentieth when
fearsclave , teh wuh-man, and mousme are coming for a visit. Huzzah!Stress is still at unmanageable levels. W00t!
My illustrious leader has made another patented non-appearance without notice. Consequently work has actually been tolerable.
I’m thinking of following in
morganaus’s footsteps regarding ass-blasting…Penultimately, the weather here in the Rural Wastelands still sucks. It frosted this morning. Blarg.
And finally, The Renaissance Agency. Been thinking about it, and I’m willing to entertain suggestions. No promises though.
Also I have no idea what this means (and I blame
protoclown for bringing it to my attention, eve though he tried/did break it up):
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